World According to Screen Writers

  1. If you get shot in the stomach, all you have to do is bend over and you can run just fine.
  2. Anyone securing an enclosure with a padlock always keeps a tool or metal bar close by with which to conveniently break it open.
  3. Someone who can barely pass their driving test using an old beater will consistently outrun trained police drivers in V6 Chargers.
  4. The job of an officer is to repeatedly yell redundant and obvious commands at soldiers.
  5. The purpose of a cliff face is for people to hang over.
  6. Rasputin was a weakling.
  7. The closer and more supportive a friend or partner is, the more likely it is that they are your mortal enemy you have been chasing all along.
  8. Snipers are awful shots.

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